rabbitstew's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fucking paper would be what, more absorbent? I’ve just spent an fascinating morning shredding stuff on the world’s shittest shredder that has more breaks than me and has a bucket capacity of about 2 sheets of fucking paper. It was nearly as exciting as that day I spent putting things in alphabetical order. I’m so bored I was tempted to dangle my tie in just to see what the no doubt hideous consequences would be. Nooooooo I’m shredding my face. I suspect all that would actually happen is that it would grind slowly to a halt and not work again for 15 minutes, like it does when I put 3 sheets of paper through instead of 2. Also I don’t wear a tie so I would have had to use my underpants, at which point I’m sure it would have got bollock lust, cranked up a few gears and I’d be the person who had his balls pinked in an office shredder related injury in those humorous year-end statistics to go with the 274 admitted to hospital with stuff stuck up their arse holes. It’s that slow (can you tell?) that I actually chose to tidy the file room today, with consequent shreddage, to pass on a few hours. It’s driving me crackers as the days are just dragging. I’ve got a meeting with some pinstriped shit at an agency tonight for the good it’ll do. Meh. 2:27 p.m. - 2008-11-26 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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